Procrastination Tips

Because, let's be real, you're probably not going to get any work done today, you might as well learn to play the accordion.

Here's a step-by-step guide to playing the accordion:

• Learn to play the guitar (just kidding, that's way harder)
• Find a decent pair of socks
• Practice your "ba-dum-tss" face
• Don't worry about actually playing a real instrument

Remember, the key to playing the accordion is to look as cool as a 19th-century sailor while simultaneously sounding like a cat in a blender.

Stay tuned for more procrastination tips!